YOU SAID:
i'll pee on your shoes
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたの靴でおしっこします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will piss with your shoes
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたの靴で喘ぐでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will panty with your shoes
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたの靴をパンティーする
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I panty your shoes
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたの靴をパンティー
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will panty your shoes
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたの靴をパンティーする
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I panty your shoes
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたの靴をパンティー
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will panty your shoes
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