YOU SAID:
I'll make mincemeat out of you!
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたからひき肉を作るよ !
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'll make minced meat out of you!
INTO JAPANESE
ひき肉にしてあげる!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'll give you minced meat!
INTO JAPANESE
ひき肉あげます!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'll give you minced meat!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.