YOU SAID:
I'll gladly pay you Tuesday, for a hamburger today
INTO JAPANESE
喜んでやるよ、火曜日ハンバーガー今日
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm do glad Tuesday burgers today
INTO JAPANESE
私は今日火曜日ハンバーガーを喜んで行う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today I pleased Tuesday Burger, do
INTO JAPANESE
今日私は喜んで火曜日ハンバーガーは、
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today I'm glad Tuesday burgers
INTO JAPANESE
今日私は喜んで火曜日ハンバーガー
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today I'm glad Tuesday burgers
You should move to Japan!