YOU SAID:
I'll gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today.
INTO JAPANESE
喜んでやるよ火曜日ハンバーガー今日。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I love to do Tuesday Burger today.
INTO JAPANESE
今日火曜日ハンバーガーを行う. します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today Tuesday to Burger. I will.
INTO JAPANESE
今日のハンバーガーに火曜日。します。
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A hamburger today on Tuesday. I will.
INTO JAPANESE
火曜日今日のハンバーガー。します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Tuesday's Burger today. I will.
INTO JAPANESE
火曜日ハンバーガー今日。します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Tuesday Burger today. I will.
INTO JAPANESE
火曜日ハンバーガー今日。します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Tuesday Burger today. I will.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.