YOU SAID:

I'll give you three secoy kuso seconds, to wipe that stupid loo' grifyour facr I will gouge out your eyebalk you!!

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたに3秒のsecoykuso秒を与えます、その愚かなloo'grifyourfacrを拭くために私はあなたの目をくすぐります!!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I give you 3 seconds secoykuso seconds, I tickle your eyes to wipe that stupid loo'grifyourfacr !!

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたに3秒secoykuso秒を与えます、私はあなたの目をくすぐってその愚かなloo'grifyourfacrを拭きます!!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I give you 3 seconds secoykuso seconds, I tickle your eyes and wipe that stupid loo'grif your facr !!

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたに3秒のsecoykuso秒を与えます、私はあなたの目をくすぐり、その愚かなloo'grifあなたのfacrを拭きます!!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I give you 3 seconds secoykuso seconds, I tickle your eyes and wipe that stupid loo'grif your facr !!