YOU SAID:
I'll give out an iPhone 14 pro max to anyone that votes!(I'm actually not lying)! i will destroy you with a gigantic orbital laser that orbits around Saturn second moon
INTO JAPANESE
投票してくださった方にiPhone 14 pro maxを差し上げます!土星第二衛星を周回する巨大な軌道レーザーで君を破壊する
BACK INTO ENGLISH
We will give iPhone 14 pro max to those who voted! Destroy you with a giant orbital laser orbiting Saturn's second moon
INTO JAPANESE
投票いただいた方にiPhone 14 pro maxをプレゼント!土星の第 2 の月を周回する巨大な軌道レーザーであなたを破壊します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
iPhone 14 pro max will be presented to those who voted! Destroy you with a giant orbital laser orbiting Saturn's second moon.
INTO JAPANESE
投票いただいた方にiPhone 14 pro maxをプレゼント!土星の第 2 の月を周回する巨大な軌道レーザーであなたを破壊します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
iPhone 14 pro max will be presented to those who voted! Destroy you with a giant orbital laser orbiting Saturn's second moon.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.