YOU SAID:
I'll give out an cheez it if you like monkes
INTO JAPANESE
モンキーが好きならチーズを差し上げます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you like monkeys, I'll give you cheese
INTO JAPANESE
猿が好きならチーズをあげるよ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you like monkeys, I'll give you cheese
That didn't even make that much sense in English.