YOU SAID:
I'll eat my toes if someone likes this guys
INTO JAPANESE
誰かがこの男が好きなら私は私のつま先を食べます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If anyone likes this guy i will eat my toes
INTO JAPANESE
誰かがこの男が好きなら私は私のつま先を食べるでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If anyone likes this guy i would eat my toes
INTO JAPANESE
誰かがこの男が好きなら私は私のつま先を食べるでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If anyone likes this guy i would eat my toes
That didn't even make that much sense in English.