YOU SAID:
I'll blast gang plank galleon at you, you better be scared
INTO JAPANESE
あなたにギャング板ガレオン船が爆発されますは、改善は怖い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Will explode your gang plank Galleon, the improvement is scary
INTO JAPANESE
ギャング板ガレオン船が爆発する、改善は怖い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Improved gang plank Galleon explodes, scary
INTO JAPANESE
改良されたギャング板ガレオン船が爆発、怖い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Improved gang plank Galleon explodes and scary
INTO JAPANESE
改良されたギャング板ガレオン船が爆発して怖い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Improved gang plank Galleon explodes and scary
That didn't even make that much sense in English.