YOU SAID:
"I'll bet you one of my guns that I can deep-fry that before kickoff
INTO JAPANESE
「私はきっと私銃の 1 つキックオフ前にそれを揚げることができること
BACK INTO ENGLISH
"I surely I gun you can fry it ago kick-off
INTO JAPANESE
「私きっと私の銃を前にそれを揚げるキックオフ
You should move to Japan!