YOU SAID:
I’ll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending I don't exist.
INTO JAPANESE
私は寝室にいて、音を立てず、存在しないふりをします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm in the bedroom, making no noise and pretending to be non-existent.
INTO JAPANESE
私は寝室にいて、音を立てず、存在しないふりをしています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm in the bedroom, making no noise and pretending to be non-existent.
That's deep, man.