YOU SAID:
I'll be having myself a nice cup of coffee darling
INTO JAPANESE
私は自分自身に素敵な一杯のコーヒーダーリンを持っているでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will have a nice cup of coffee darling for myself
INTO JAPANESE
私は自分のために最愛の人の素敵な一杯のコーヒーを飲むでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will drink a lovely cup of coffee for my beloved person
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の最愛の人のためにコーヒーを飲みます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will drink coffee for my beloved person
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の最愛の人のためにコーヒーを飲みます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will drink coffee for my beloved person
That didn't even make that much sense in English.