YOU SAID:

I'll bash them up proper next time I swear

INTO JAPANESE

私は誓う次回の適切なをよ bash それら

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I swear the next appropriate I bash them

INTO JAPANESE

私は次の適切な私はそれらをバッシュ誓う

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I swear they bash I suitable for the next

INTO JAPANESE

私は彼らが次のために適したバッシュを誓う

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I swear they are suitable for the next bash

INTO JAPANESE

私は彼らが次のbashに適していると誓っている

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I swear they are suitable for the next bash