YOU SAID:
i live up in a mansion eat your own pants like lasagna
INTO JAPANESE
私は屋敷に住んでいて、ラザニアのように自分のズボンを食べています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I live in a mansion and eat my pants like a lasagna
INTO JAPANESE
私は邸宅に住んでいて、ズボンをラザニアのように食べています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I live in a mansion and eat my pants like a lasagna
You've done this before, haven't you.