YOU SAID:
I live off the blood of those I have conquered with pizza.
INTO JAPANESE
私はピザで征服したそれらの血をオフに住んでいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I live off their blood that were conquered in the pizza.
INTO JAPANESE
私はピザに征服された彼らの血をオフに住んでいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I live off their blood that has been conquered by the pizza.
INTO JAPANESE
私はピザによって征服された彼らの血をオフに住んでいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I live off their blood that has been conquered by the pizza.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.