YOU SAID:
I live in the mountains with my wife and a strange goat.
INTO JAPANESE
私は妻と奇妙なヤギ山に住んでいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I live in a strange goat mountain with my wife.
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の妻と奇妙なヤギ山に住んでいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I live in a strange goat mountain with my wife.
Come on, you can do better than that.