YOU SAID:
i live in George Washington’s face! Japan has less livers on faces!
INTO JAPANESE
私はジョージワシントンの顔に住んでいます!日本は顔に肝臓が少ない!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I live in the face of George Washington! Japan has less liver on the face!
INTO JAPANESE
私はジョージワシントンに直面して住んでいます!日本は顔に肝臓が少ない!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I live facing George Washington! Japan has less liver on the face!
INTO JAPANESE
私はジョージワシントンに面して住んでいます!日本は顔に肝臓が少ない!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I live facing George Washington! Japan has less liver on the face!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.