YOU SAID:
I live in a mountain area and my name is Francis the third I like cats eating pizza with lasers lasers are really cool yes
INTO JAPANESE
私は山岳地帯に住んでいます。私の名前はフランシスです。3番目に、レーザーでピザを食べる猫が好きですレーザーは本当にクールですはい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I live in a mountainous area. My name is Francis. Third, I like cats eating pizza with lasers Lasers are really cool yes
INTO JAPANESE
私は山岳地帯に住んでいます。私の名前はフランシスです。第三に、私はレーザーでピザを食べる猫が好きですレーザーは本当にクールですはい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I live in a mountainous area. My name is Francis. Third, I like cats eating pizza with lasers lasers are really cool yes
INTO JAPANESE
私は山岳地帯に住んでいます。私の名前はフランシスです。第三に、私はレーザーでピザを食べる猫が好きですレーザーは本当にクールですはい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I live in a mountainous area. My name is Francis. Third, I like cats eating pizza with lasers lasers are really cool yes
That didn't even make that much sense in English.