YOU SAID:

I like you like a brother but i said not to let me into your house for pizza or tacos as you wish and i was speaking fluently to him as i told him to slash the tires and he told me to not ever do that but your dad said not to and there are fiddleman genders and the only two are male and female

INTO JAPANESE

弟を好きにもない希望し、私は流暢に話す彼にタイヤをスラッシュと言ったら、彼は今までそれを行うに私が、あなたのお父さんとは、そこピザやタコスのあなたの家に入れてもらえるようにと言ってfiddleman 男女と、のみ 2 つ、男性と女性