YOU SAID:
I like you, but you're crazy.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが好き、あなたはクレイジーです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are crazy, like you are.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはクレイジー、いるかのようです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are so crazy, either.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはどちらか、クレイジーです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is crazy you are, either.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは、どちらかがクレイジーです。
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You are crazy either.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはどちらか狂気です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are the crazy one.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはクレイジーです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are crazy.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは狂っている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
you are crazy
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは狂っている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
you are crazy
That didn't even make that much sense in English.