YOU SAID:
I like you, but do like me? Nani! Iie?
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたが好きですが、私が好きですか?なに!いや?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like you, do you like me? what! Disagreeable?
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが私を愛するように、私もあなたを愛する?何!嫌いですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Like you love me, do I also love you? what! Do you hate it?
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは私を愛しているように、私もあなたを愛していますか?何!あなたはそれが嫌いですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Like you love me, do I also love you? what! Do you dislike it?
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは私を愛しているように、私もあなたを愛していますか?何!あなたはそれが嫌いですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Like you love me, do I also love you? what! Do you dislike it?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.