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i like water, because water does not call me stupid

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水がない私は愚か呼ぶので水が好き

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Like water because there is no water I call stupid

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水のような水がないため私は愚か呼ぶ

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Call me stupid because there is no water, such as water

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水などの水がないため私は愚か呼ぶ

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There is no water, including water for call me stupid

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水がない、ため水も含めて私は愚か呼ぶ

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Call me stupid, because there is water, including the water

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水を含む水があるので私は愚か呼ぶ

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Call me stupid because there is water, including water

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水を含む水があるので私は愚か呼ぶ

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Call me stupid because there is water, including water