YOU SAID:
I like trains and I can turn into a pretzel, I am special.
INTO JAPANESE
オレのコネを全てつかって お前を完璧な負け犬にしてやる もう手遅れかもしれんがな!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I can turn people into gods and I can turn you into a total fucking loser if you weren't one already.
INTO JAPANESE
オレのコネを全てつかって お前を完璧な負け犬にしてやる もう手遅れかもしれんがな!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I can turn people into gods and I can turn you into a total fucking loser if you weren't one already.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.