YOU SAID:
I like to write haikus with Draco Malfoy because he is hot and makes me sick to my stomach.
INTO JAPANESE
ドラコ・マルフォイと一緒に俳句を書くのは、彼が熱くて胃が悪くなるからです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I write haiku with Draco Malfoy because he is hot and has a bad stomach.
INTO JAPANESE
ドラコ・マルフォイと一緒に俳句を書くのは、彼が熱くて胃が悪いのでです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I write haiku with Draco Malfoy because he is hot and has a bad stomach.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.