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I like to wear strange hats, but this comes at the cost of my sanity, and my ratio of health to happiness - perhaps a more melancholy pursuit of a game of spades would suffice.

INTO JAPANESE

奇妙な帽子を着用するが好きが、これは私の正気と健康の私の比率を犠牲にして幸せになる - スペードのゲームのより憂鬱な追求がおそらく十分でしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Likes to wear weird hats, but this is my sanity and sacrifice, my ratio of health and would be happy to-a melancholy pursuit of Spades games will probably suffice.

INTO JAPANESE

奇妙な帽子を着用する、しかし、好きなものは私の正気と犠牲、健康の私の比率と踏鋤ゲーム憂鬱な追求するは恐らく十分でしょう幸せになります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Wear strange hats, but likes my ratio of my sanity and sacrifice the health and based on Spades Game dismal will pursue would probably suffice will be happy.

INTO JAPANESE

奇妙な帽子を着用が好きな健康と陰気なゲームを追求するに基づいてスペードおそらく足りる私の正気と犠牲の私の比率は幸せになります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Ratio based on the strange hat to pursue healthy likes to wear and a dismal game spade probably suffice my sanity and sacrifice my will be happy.

INTO JAPANESE

比率に基づいて健康を追求する奇妙な帽子の着用が好きだと陰気なゲームのスペードはおそらく私の健全性は十分で、私の意志を犠牲にさせていただきます。

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I will be happy to sacrifice, and likes to wear weird hats to pursue a health based on a percentage is a dismal game Spades in probably enough is my sanity.

INTO JAPANESE

私は喜んで犠牲になるだろうし、パーセンテージに基づいて健康を追求するために奇妙な帽子を着るのが好きではない陰鬱なゲームおそらく十分にスペードは私の正気です。

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I am willing to sacrifice and I do not like wearing a strange hat to pursue health based on a percentage Gloomy game Probably enough spade is my sanity.

INTO JAPANESE

私は喜んで犠牲を払いたいと思うし、奇妙な帽子をかぶって健康を追求するのは好きではありません。グッドなゲームおそらく十分なスペードは私の正気です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am willing to sacrifice and I do not like to pursue health by wearing a strange hat. Good game Probably enough spade is my sanity.

INTO JAPANESE

私は喜んで犠牲になり、私は奇妙な帽子をかぶって健康を追求したくありません。良いゲームおそらく十分なスペードは私の正気です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am willing to sacrifice and I do not want to pursue health by wearing a strange hat. Good game Probably enough spade is my sanity.

INTO JAPANESE

私は喜んで犠牲になり、私は奇妙な帽子をかぶって健康を追求したくありません。良いゲームおそらく十分なスペードは私の正気です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am willing to sacrifice and I do not want to pursue health by wearing a strange hat. Good game Probably enough spade is my sanity.