YOU SAID:
I like to urinate on dinner plates
INTO JAPANESE
夕食のお皿に排尿するのが好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to urinate on the plate for dinner
INTO JAPANESE
私は夕食のために皿の上で排尿するのが好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to urinate on the plate for dinner
You should move to Japan!