YOU SAID:
I like to touch children with my carrot
INTO JAPANESE
私はニンジンで子供たちに触れるのが好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like touching kids with carrots
INTO JAPANESE
私はニンジンで子供たちに触れるのが好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like touching kids with carrots
That didn't even make that much sense in English.