YOU SAID:
I like to think about your mother while I touch myself.
INTO JAPANESE
一方、私は自分自身に触れるあなたのお母さんについて考えることが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
On the other hand, I like to think about myself to touch your mother.
INTO JAPANESE
一方ではあなたのお母さんに触れる自分のこと考えるしたいと思います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Think about myself while touching your MOM would like to.
INTO JAPANESE
自分のこと考える一方、あなたのお母さんに触れていただきたいと思います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I think you want to discuss your mother while thinking to himself.
INTO JAPANESE
私は自分自身に考えながらお母さんを論議したいと思います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I think I want to discuss the mother while thinking to myself.
INTO JAPANESE
私は自分自身に考えながら母を議論したいと思います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I think I want to discuss the mother while thinking to myself.
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