YOU SAID:
I'd like to teach the world to fap in perfect harmony.
INTO JAPANESE
私は fap の完璧な調和、世界を教えたいと思います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I would like a perfect harmony of the fap, the world.
INTO JAPANESE
Fap は、世界の調和を思います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
FAP is the harmony of the world.
INTO JAPANESE
FAP は、世界の調和です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
FAP is the harmony of the world.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.