YOU SAID:
I like to straddle my lady like the pig she is.
INTO JAPANESE
私は彼女が豚のように私の女性に跨っているのが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like she straddling my woman like a pig.
INTO JAPANESE
私は彼女が豚のように私の女性に跨っているのが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like she straddling my woman like a pig.
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