YOU SAID:
I like to staple my nuts to the floor
INTO JAPANESE
私は床に私のナットをホチキス止めたいです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I stopped the stapler on the floor my nuts not are.
INTO JAPANESE
私のナットがない階にホッチキスを停止しました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Stapler stopped my nuts are not on the floor.
INTO JAPANESE
ホッチキスは私のナットを停止階はありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Staples doesn't stop on the floor my nuts.
INTO JAPANESE
ステープルは床に私のナットを停止しません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Staples does not stop my nuts on the floor.
INTO JAPANESE
ステープルは、床に私のナットを停止しません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Staples does not stop my nuts on the floor.
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