YOU SAID:
i like to smell old wrinkly crusty grandpa feet
INTO JAPANESE
私は古いしわの粗いおじいちゃんの足の匂いを嗅ぐのが好き
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to smell my old sly grandpa's feet.
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の古いきびきのおじいちゃんの足の匂いを嗅ぐのが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to smell my old little grandpa's feet.
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の古い小さなおじいちゃんの足の匂いを嗅ぐのが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to smell my old little grandpa's feet.
Come on, you can do better than that.