YOU SAID:
I like to smell big old farts
INTO JAPANESE
私は大きな古いオナラの匂いがするのが好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like the smell of big old flatulence
INTO JAPANESE
私は大きな古い鼓腸の匂いが好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like the smell of big old flatulence
Come on, you can do better than that.