YOU SAID:
I like to sit on my red bed reading whatever i read.
INTO JAPANESE
私が読んで何を読んで私の赤いベッドの上に座るが好き。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to sit on the bed I read what you read, my red.
INTO JAPANESE
上に座るが好き私はあなたが読んで読んでベッド、私の赤。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Reading, I read you likes to sit on the bed and my red.
INTO JAPANESE
私の赤、ベッドの上に座るが好きなを読んだ読書。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Likes to sit on my red, bed, read.
INTO JAPANESE
読む私の赤、ベッドの上に座るが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Likes to sit on the bed, I read the red.
INTO JAPANESE
ベッドの上に座るが好きな赤をお読みします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The read the Red love sits on the bed.
INTO JAPANESE
読み取り赤い愛はベッドの上に座っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Read the Red love sits on a bed.
INTO JAPANESE
ベッドの上に座っている赤い愛を読みます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Read the Red love sitting on the bed.
INTO JAPANESE
ベッドの上に座って赤い愛を読みます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sitting up in bed and read the Red love.
INTO JAPANESE
座りベッドし、赤の愛を読みます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bed and sat down, read the Red love.
INTO JAPANESE
ベッドし、腰をおろし、赤の愛をお読みください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bed and sat down, read the Red love.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.