YOU SAID:
I like to ride the porcelain pony.
INTO JAPANESE
磁器ポニーに乗るのが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to ride porcelain ponies.
INTO JAPANESE
磁器のポニーに乗るのが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to ride porcelain ponies.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.