YOU SAID:

I like to pee on trees as do a poo on the loo

INTO JAPANESE

木におしっこをトイレにうんちがようにしたいです。

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Tree pee into the toilet yes is to want to.

INTO JAPANESE

トイレに木のおしっこははいしたいです。

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I would like to put a tree pile in the toilet.

INTO JAPANESE

トイレに木の葉を置いておきたい。

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I would like to leave Konoha in the toilet.

INTO JAPANESE

私はKonohaをトイレに残したい。

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I want to leave Konoha in the toilet.

INTO JAPANESE

私はKonohaをトイレに残したい。

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I want to leave Konoha in the toilet.