YOU SAID:
I like to party when I smell cats and when I'm sad I eat ice-cream because I broke up with my boyfriend his name is John and he likes to eat shoes
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私は猫のにおいがするときにパーティーをするのが好きです。悲しいときに私はボーイフレンドと別れたのでアイスクリームを食べます。彼の名前はジョンで、彼は靴を食べるのが好きです
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I like to party when my cat smells. When I was sad I parted from my boyfriend and I will eat ice cream. His name is John, he likes to eat shoes
INTO JAPANESE
私は猫のにおいがする時にパーティーをするのが好きです。私が悲しかったとき、私はボーイフレンドと別れて、アイスクリームを食べます。彼の名前はジョンです、彼は靴を食べるのが好きです
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I like to party at the time the cat smells. When I was sad, I parted with my boyfriend and I eat ice cream. His name is John, he likes to eat shoes
INTO JAPANESE
猫のにおいがする時にパーティーは好きです。悲しい時、彼氏と別れた、私はアイスクリームを食べる。彼の名前はジョン、彼の靴を食べるが好き
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I like parties when the smell of cats does. When I was sad, I parted from my boyfriend, I ate ice cream. His name is John, he likes eating his shoes.
INTO JAPANESE
私は猫のにおいがするときパーティーが好きです。私が悲しかったとき、私は彼氏と別れ、アイスクリームを食べました。彼の名前はジョン、彼は彼の靴を食べるのが好きです。
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I like parties when the smell of cats. When I was sad, I broke up with my boyfriend and ate ice cream. His name is John, he likes to eat his shoes.
INTO JAPANESE
私は猫のにおいがするときにパーティーが好きです。私が悲しかった時、私は彼氏と分裂してアイスクリームを食べました。彼の名前はジョンです、彼は彼の靴を食べるのが好きです。
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I like parties when the smell of cats. When I was sad, I divided with my boyfriend and ate ice cream. His name is John, he likes to eat his shoes.
INTO JAPANESE
パーティーが好きと猫の匂い。悲しい時、私のボーイ フレンドを分割し、アイスを食べた。彼の名前はジョン、彼は彼の靴を食べることが好き。
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And party like the smell of the cat. When I am sad, split and my boyfriend and ate ice cream. His name is John, he liked to eat his shoes.
INTO JAPANESE
猫の臭いのようなパーティー。私は悲しいとき分割と私の彼氏、アイスクリームを食べた。彼の名前はジョン、彼は彼の靴を食べるが好き。
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The party, such as the smell of the cat. I feel sad when I ate split with my boyfriend, and ice cream. I like his name is John, he eats his shoes.
INTO JAPANESE
猫のにおいなど、パーティ。私の彼氏、アイスクリームと分割を食べたとき、私は悲しい。好きな彼の名前はジョン、彼は彼の靴を食べる。
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The party, such as the smell of the cat. I feel sad when I ate ice cream and split, my boyfriend. Like his name is John, he eats his shoes.
INTO JAPANESE
猫のにおいなど、パーティ。アイスクリームと分割、彼氏を食べた時、私は悲しい。彼の名前はジョンのような彼は彼の靴を食べる。
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The party, such as the smell of the cat. When you ate ice cream and split, my boyfriend, I'm sad. His name was John he eat his shoes.
INTO JAPANESE
猫のにおいなど、パーティ。アイスクリームと分割、私の彼氏を食べたとき、私は悲しいよ。彼の名前は、彼の靴を食べる彼はジョンだった。
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The party, such as the smell of the cat. It makes me sad when I ate ice cream and split, my boyfriend. His name was John he eats his shoes.
INTO JAPANESE
猫のにおいなど、パーティ。私は悲しくアイスクリームと分割、彼氏を食べた時。彼の名前は、彼の靴を食べる彼はジョンだった。
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The party, such as the smell of the cat. When I ate ice cream and split the boyfriend sad. His name was John he eats his shoes.
INTO JAPANESE
猫のにおいなど、パーティ。私はアイスクリームを食べたし、悲しい彼氏を分割します。彼の名前は、彼の靴を食べる彼はジョンだった。
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The party, such as the smell of the cat. I ate ice cream and then split the sad boyfriend. His name was John he eats his shoes.
INTO JAPANESE
猫のにおいなど、パーティ。私はアイスを食べたし、悲しい彼氏を分割します。彼の名前は、彼の靴を食べる彼はジョンだった。
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The party, such as the smell of the cat. I ate ice cream and then split the sad boyfriend. His name was John he eats his shoes.
Okay, I get it, you like Translation Party.