YOU SAID:
I like to make myself believe that planet earth turns slowly it's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep cause everything is better at the seems
INTO JAPANESE
私は自分自身が惑星の地球がゆっくりと回ることを信じさせたいのです。
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I want myself to believe that the planet Earth slowly turns.
INTO JAPANESE
私は自分自身に、地球がゆっくり回転すると信じることを望みます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to believe in myself that the earth will rotate slowly.
INTO JAPANESE
私は地球がゆっくり回転することを自分自身で信じたいと思います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to believe for myself that the earth is turning slowly.
INTO JAPANESE
私は地球がゆっくりと回っていることを自分のために信じたいと思います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to believe for myself that the earth is turning slowly.
You've done this before, haven't you.