YOU SAID:
I'd like to make myself believe that planet earth turns slowly. It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep, because my dreams are bursting at the seems.
INTO JAPANESE
地球はゆっくりと回転していると自分に信じさせたいのです。眠っているときに起きていたほうがいいとは言いにくいです。なぜなら、夢がすぐに飛び出してしまうからです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
We want ourselves to believe that the Earth is rotating slowly. It's hard to say that it's better to stay awake when you're asleep. Because dreams come true quickly.
INTO JAPANESE
私たちは地球がゆっくりと回転していると信じたいのです。眠っているときに起きている方が良いとは言いがたいです。夢はすぐに叶うから。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
We want to believe that the Earth rotates slowly. It's hard to say that it's better to be awake when you're asleep. Dreams will soon come true.
INTO JAPANESE
私たちは地球がゆっくりと回転していると信じたいのです。眠っているときに起きている方が良いとは言いがたいです。夢はすぐに実現します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
We want to believe that the Earth rotates slowly. It's hard to say that it's better to be awake when you're asleep. Dreams will soon come true.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.