YOU SAID:
I like to eat toilets
INTO JAPANESE
私はトイレが好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like toilets
INTO JAPANESE
トイレが好き
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like a toilet
INTO JAPANESE
私はトイレが好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like toilets
INTO JAPANESE
トイレが好き
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like a toilet
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