YOU SAID:
I like to eat shredded cheese straight out of the bag in the middle of the night.
INTO JAPANESE
私は、真夜中に袋からまっすぐに刻んだチーズを食べるのが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to eat chopped cheese straight out of the bag at midnight.
INTO JAPANESE
真夜中にみじん切りのチーズを袋から直接食べるのが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like eating chopped cheese directly from the bag at midnight.
INTO JAPANESE
真夜中に袋から直接刻んだチーズを食べるのが好きです。
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