YOU SAID:
I like to eat potatoes, but potatoes don't like to eat me.
INTO JAPANESE
私はじゃがいもを食べるのが好きですが、じゃがいもは私を食べるのが好きではありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to eat potatoes, but potatoes don't like to eat me
INTO JAPANESE
じゃがいも食べたいけど、じゃがいも食べたくない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to eat potatoes, but I don't want to eat potatoes
INTO JAPANESE
じゃがいも食べたいけど、じゃがいも食べたくない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to eat potatoes, but I don't want to eat potatoes
That's deep, man.