YOU SAID:
I like to eat plastic and die and eat houses and thy is a dog for thou is mate
INTO JAPANESE
私はプラスチックを食べるのが好きで死んで家を食べるのが好きだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to eat plastic and I like to eat dead house.
INTO JAPANESE
私はプラスチックを食べるのが好きで、私は死んだ家を食べるのが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to eat plastic and I like to eat a dead house.
INTO JAPANESE
私はプラスチックを食べるのが好きで、枯れ家を食べるのが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to eat plastic and I like to eat a dead house.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.