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I like to eat plane organ gravy but now I am really constipated and I can’t go poo in my shoe and I want to jump off a chicken’s spleen while playing spleen bingo
INTO JAPANESE
私は飛行機の臓器肉汁を食べるのが好きですが、今は本当に便秘で、靴の中でうんちに行く事ができないし、脾臓ビンゴをプレイしながら鶏の脾臓から飛び降りたい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to eat organ gravy on planes, but now I'm really constipated, I can't go pooping in my shoes and I want to jump out of a chicken spleen while playing spleen bingo
INTO JAPANESE
私は飛行機でオルガングレービーを食べるのが好きですが、今は本当に便秘で、靴の中でうんちをすることはできませんし、脾臓ビンゴをプレイしながら鶏の脾臓から飛び出したい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to eat organ gravy on planes, but now I'm really constipated, I can't poop in my shoes and I want to jump out of a chicken spleen while playing spleen bingo
INTO JAPANESE
私は飛行機でオルガングレービーを食べるのが好きですが、今は本当に便秘で、靴の中でうんちをすることはできませんし、脾臓ビンゴをプレイしながら鶏の脾臓から飛び出したい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to eat organ gravy on planes, but now I'm really constipated, I can't poop in my shoes and I want to jump out of a chicken spleen while playing spleen bingo
That didn't even make that much sense in English.