YOU SAID:
I like to eat pizza on the couch while watching my dog do a bunch of crazy backflips and drink tequila with cherries in it.
INTO JAPANESE
私は犬がクレイジーなバク転をたくさんしているのを見ながらソファでピザを食べ、チェリーが入ったテキーラを飲むのが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to eat pizza on the couch and drink tequila with cherries while watching the dog do a lot of crazy backflips.
INTO JAPANESE
私はソファでピザを食べ、犬がたくさんのクレイジーなバク転をするのを見ながら、チェリーと一緒にテキーラを飲むのが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to eat pizza on the couch and drink tequila with cherries while watching the dog do a lot of crazy backflips.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.