YOU SAID:
I like to eat pasta with parmesan cheese and ceaser salad while sitting on the toilet farting my head of because i put beans in my spaghetti sauce.
INTO JAPANESE
私はスパゲッティソースに豆を入れているので頭の前でトイレの上に座っている間、私はパルメザンチーズとシーザーサラダでパスタを食べるのが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Since I put beans in spaghetti sauce, I like to eat pasta with Parmesan cheese and Caesar salad while sitting on the toilet in front of my head.
INTO JAPANESE
豆をスパゲッティソースに入れたので、頭の前のトイレに座ってパルメザンチーズとシーザーサラダのパスタを食べるのが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I put beans in spaghetti sauce, so I like to sit on the toilet in front of my head and eat pasta with Parmesan cheese and Caesar salad.
INTO JAPANESE
私は豆をスパゲッティソースに入れたので、頭の前のトイレに座ってパルメザンチーズとシーザーサラダのパスタを食べるのが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I put beans in spaghetti sauce, so I like to sit on the toilet in front of my head and eat pasta with Parmesan cheese and Caesar salad.
Come on, you can do better than that.