YOU SAID:
i like to eat my friends ear
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の友人の耳を食べるが好き
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat my friend's ear like
INTO JAPANESE
私はのような私の友人の耳を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I's like eating my friend's ear
INTO JAPANESE
ように、私の友人の耳を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm eating my friend's ear
INTO JAPANESE
私は友人の耳を食べている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am eating a friend's ears
INTO JAPANESE
私は友人の耳を食べている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am eating a friend's ears
That didn't even make that much sense in English.