YOU SAID:
I like to eat kids while their parents are tied down in a seat in front of me
INTO JAPANESE
両親が私の前の席に拘束されている間、私は子供を食べるのが好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to eat my kids while my parents are in my front seat
INTO JAPANESE
私の両親が私の前の席にいる間、私は私の子供を食べるのが好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to eat my kids while my parents are in my front seat
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