YOU SAID:
I like to eat children in the dark
INTO JAPANESE
暗闇の中で子供たちを食べるのが好き
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to eat kids in the dark
INTO JAPANESE
暗闇の中で子供を食べるのが好き
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to eat kids in the dark
That didn't even make that much sense in English.