YOU SAID:
i like to eat cheese because i am cool and it smells like feet oh yeah cheese
INTO JAPANESE
かっこいいし、足の匂いがするのでチーズを食べるのが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to eat cheese because it's cool and it smells like my feet.
INTO JAPANESE
チーズは涼しくて足の匂いがするので食べるのが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to eat cheese because it is cool and smells like feet.
INTO JAPANESE
チーズは涼しくて足の匂いがするので食べるのが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to eat cheese because it is cool and smells like feet.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.